Sex and Coronavirus (COVID-19)

New York City’s Health Department released a pretty blunt document regarding sex and the Coronavirus (COVID-19).

There 5 points were (as summarized and quoted from document (italics are my comments)…

1. Know how COVID-19 is spread.

   1. You can get COVID-19 from someone who has it.

   2. We have a lot to learn about COVID-19 and sex still.

2. Have sex with people close to you.

   1. You are your best sex partner. (AKA MASTURBATEEEEEEE)

   2. Don’t have multiple partners and avoid group sex (damn…so no orgies??)

   3. If you are into online meet-ups, take a break. Use those video sites and sext.

3. Take care during sex.

   1. Kissing passes COVID-19

   2. Rimming can spread it.

   3. Condoms can reduce contact with fluides but still a risk.

   4. Wash hands and sex toys. (you should be doing this anyway!)

4. Skip sex if your partner isn’t feeling well.

   1. This mean’s feeling slightly off or fully blown unwell.

5. Prevent HIV, other sexually transmitted infections (STI’s) and unplanned pregnancy.

Okay….so what I’m getting from this is….THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT IS SAYING SEXTING IS OKAY?! Oh boy….watch your DM’s….

Alright kiddies, your hands and toys are going to be your best friends for a while.

In all honesty though, if your partner isn’t feeling well avoid sex, stop with hooking up for now to limit exposure and just masturbate. Invest in an online toy like what Lovesense provides, they’re great quality and great for this kind of situation.

LADIES, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH BIRTH CONTROL IF YOU TAKE IT! GET A 3 MONTH SUPPLY!